Notepad of an Umbrella Trainee
The Following Notes were found in one of the dorms of the Spencer mansion by STARS agents. They apparently belong to a young trainee named Jeremy Finkler, who was deeply embedded in Umbrella's executive training program.
The following is a Skit, and not intended to reflect reality.
April 15th:
Strange thing happened today in class. Was just sitting around, listening to Dr. Brody speak about marketing techniques when some guy ran in covered with leeches. He was screaming "Help! The Bio-Weapons Program has gone horribly ary!" Anyway, Dr. B ran over and shoved him into a closet. He said "You didn't see that" and went on teaching. I wonder if it means anything?
April 17th:
I asked Becky if she wanted to maybe catch a movie after class, and she told me off. Then, she started moaning and attacking other trainees. Some guys in lab coats ran up and set her on fire. I guess this means she won't be free next week, either.
April 18th:
Class was cancelled today, because all the teachers are working on some containment issue in the basement. Bill swears he saw a monkey running through the back hall, but no one believes him. Guess who got my bunk, again! That little punk Albert! I swear, one of these days i'm gonna knock those glasses he never takes off off of his face!
April 23th:
Whole school is coming down with some illness. You get sore throat and coughing, then your flesh falls off. It sounds painful. Had a very important lunch at Director Marcus' table.
April 26th:
Dorms infested with weird-looking leeches. Nothing much happened today, though. I sent the guys some get-well-soon cards.
April 27th:
I'm the only guy left in my dorm. Remember that illness everyone came down with? Well, Marcus has told us everyone's been sent to "a hospital" for safekeeping. Strange. Isn't their an infirmery down in the basement?
April 29th:
Today after classes (they keep getting shorter) Spencer caught me in the halls. He said he congratulated me on being the only guy not sick, then he gave me a shot. He said it was so I wouldn't get sick like the others. He sent Bill down to the basement yesterday for care, and I haven't heard from him since. It sure is lonely around here. I hope everyone gets better soon.
May 1st:
I found those get well cards in a closet! I can't believe they never got sent! Everyone must think i'm a real loser. I'm going down to the basement right now to see them...
posted by Greg @ 2:02 PM
